🐄🎤 Make way for the Singing Cow from Singing Telegrams of Dallas — she’s udderly amazing and her song is a-moo-zing in every possible way! 😂🐮 Whether it’s a birthday, a promotion, or just someone who really needs a cow to show up at work and sing at them (hey, we don’t judge), she’ll stroll in, drop some dairy-fueled vocals, and moo-ve your crowd to laughter. No bull — this bovine beauty is the cream of the crop when it comes to hilarious surprises 🧁🎶. Warning: side effects may include spontaneous cow puns, milk-related jokes, and the best awkward photos of your life 📸🐄💃.