💀🎤 Knock knock… it’s the Grim Reaper from Singing Telegrams of Dallas — and she’s here to take you home… but like, in a fun way! 😈🪦 Perfect for milestone birthdays, over-the-hill celebrations, or retirement parties where someone’s officially “dead to the workforce.” She floats in with a dramatic cape, a hauntingly hilarious song, and a scythe that may or may not double as a karaoke mic 🎶⚰️. Don’t worry, she’s not really here to collect your soul — just your dignity, in front of all your coworkers. One last laugh before you “cross over” to the land of early bird specials and sensible shoes! 👻🎉😂