🛍️🎤 Watch out, here comes the Singing Bag Lady from Singing Telegrams of Dallas — fresh off a “shopping spree” on Harry Hines (don’t ask, no receipts) 😏👜. She’s got bags full of personality, a voice that’s somewhere between Broadway and back alley karaoke, and treasures she definitely didn’t steal… probably. 😂💄

She’ll pop in with “something old, something new, something pink, something stolen—I mean blue,” and serenade your special someone with style, sass, and slightly suspicious merchandise 💋🎶. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or just confusing everyone in the breakroom. She’s glam, she’s wild, and she might ask to borrow your purse. HONESTLY… you’ll never look at thrift stores the same again. 🛍️🧥👠💃💸