For those sweet, sappy, make-your-co-workers-blush moments, send in the big “I Love You” Heart from Singing Telegrams of Dallas. This walking, talking Valentine’s Day card will pop into any room like a Cupid bomb of cuteness, spreading hugs, heart-shaped vibes, and a love song so tender it might make your boss tear up (or at least pretend to sneeze). Perfect for anniversaries, proposals, or just because someone deserves a public dose of affection with a side of awkward applause. Warning: may cause excessive smiling and spontaneous hugging.